Sunday, July 5, 2009

Annoying Interviewer :P



Hello, this is an interview. How are you?
ok, i guess..why are you asking me???

Do you feel awkward?
not really...

Tell me about your school.
its a school...

Oh really, that's interesting.
yeah, you must be dull to find that interesting...

Say, do you have a crush on anyone?
maybe..

Interesting, Do share.
no thanks :P

Do you like the food they serve at your school?
ok lang , i guess..

Do you get in trouble in the classroom? What do you do?
yeah, chew gum, pass notes, just little things not major ones...

Who is your adviser?
Mr. Alejandro Alanano

Is he/she a good adviser?
Yup!

Okay, enough school questions. What are you doing? (besides answering this
interview)

chatting

Interesting... Do share.
im chatting with my friend

What do you usually do in the afternoon?
internet, homework, text

Do you love the weekends?
not a prob for me

Tell me your opinion on vacation.
tiring when you get back home

Interesting... Where do you go?
i dnt know, boracay, pagudpud, anywhere...

I see... What is your hobby?
Rock climbing

Wow. Can you teach me?
sure, go climb that cliff then get back to me

Alright, next question.
ok, wats ur question?


Are you sure you want me to ask you these questions?
sure, knock your self out, literally :|

These questions are personal. You sure?
i said yes, now ask me, before i change my mind

Alright. Tell me about your love life.
none :P

Are you in love?
nope

Does it hurt?

why would it hurt?

Do you believe that a part of you still love the person you once loved but came to hate in the end?
i guess?

I see... *sob*

why are you crying? *tissue*

I'm sorry...

for?

*sniff* Okay, next question. Is there anyone/anything bothering you right now?

no one....maybe, just i dont know?... YOU

Do share...
shattap!

Interesting...
i just told you to shut up! what the hell could be so interesting about that!

Do you have friends?

yeah

Are majority of them male or female?

female

I see... Is it fun hanging out with them?

yeahp! :D

Do you sing?

sometime, when i feel like it

Can you sing for us?

nope...shy :P

How about dance?

nope! :P

Can you show us a few dance steps?

*finger* hell no!

Okay enough entertainment, Tell me... What is your name?
WTF?!?! if your going to interview, here's a tip, the name is the first thing you ask for!!!
oh yeah, my name is Shermae ting... but call me Mae

How old are you?
14

Say, if I introduced you to someone of the opposite gender will you be interested?

nope! :P

What if that person asked you out?

dont date :P

Where would you mostly like to go on a date?

no where!

Will you have fun?

your effin annoying, so stop ok?

I see... So are you interested to meet someone new?
not really, mabye friends

Alright enough of that, are you sad this interview is about to end?
NO! im glad its about to end!

Do you like milk?

yup! love it!

If you were asked to make a wishlist of the stuff you want, what will you put?

edi my wishlist!

If anyone gave you one of the stuff you wanted, what will you do?

say thank you

Okay, please make your wishlist here:

to see santa! joke
a dog tag
chocolate

nothing really :P

Now people will know what you like.

sure? OO nlng

When is your birthday?
August 13

Are you excited for it?

not really, exams week yun ehh

Well, I'm out of questions. Thank you for sharing us with your thoughts!
FINALLY! yeah, its was ok, but never again, thank you!

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